Cosas que a nadie le importan

• What kind of music do you like? Todo gira más o menos en torno al punk y al rock y derivados ponele
• Are you a good singer? No
• Can you concentrate on other things when you are listening to music? Si la canción es demasiado genial, no
• Can you play a musical instrument? Sí
  
  • If so, what do you play? La guitarra
  • How long have you been playing? A while
  • Are you good at it? No en realidad no
• Can you play the drums? Ojalá
• Can you play the guitar? Ponele
• Can you read music? Sep
• Do you enjoy music videos? No me gustan mucho
• Do you ever listen to MP3 files on your computer? Tengo toda la música en .mp3
• Do you have an expensive stereo system? No, soy pobre
• Do you know the band named Metallica? If so, do you like them? Sí y sí
• Do you like all kinds of music? No
• Do you like American rock bands? Sí a veces, la mayor parte del tiempo odio a la mayoría
• Do you like country music? Un poquito
• Do you like heavy metal bands like Megadeath, Marilyn Manson, and so on? Se
• Do you like jazz? Zep
• Do you like to listen classical music? A veces
• Do you like to listen country music? Un poquito
  
  • Who is your favorite country singer? Es territorio inexplorado
• Do you like to listen to Broadway musicals? Nop
  
  • What is your favorite Broadway musical show? American idiot (?) no tengo
• Do you like punk music? Me encanta
• Do you like singing karaoke? No
  
  • How often do you sing karaoke? No
• Do you like to dance? Nop
• Do you listen to music while doing your homework? De otra forma es imposible
• Do you sing while taking a bath? No
• Do you think there is a relationship between drugs and music? Nop
  
  • How about violence and music? Tampoco
• Do you think your favorite music twenty years from now will be the same as it is today? Seguramente
• Do you watch music shows on TV? If so, what do you watch? No
• Does you mother play the piano? Nop
• Have you ever been to a concert? Zí
  
  • Have you ever been to a rock concert? Otro tipo de conciertos sería re chafa (?)
  • Have you ever been to an orchestra concert? Nop
• Have you ever taken part in a singing competition? Para qué, perdería estrepitosamente
• How does music make you feel? Depende lo que escuche
• How many CD's do you have? Menos de 20 creo
• How much time do you spend listening to music? La mayor cantidad de tiempo que pueda
• How often do you listen to music? (...to classical music, ... to jazz, ...) Em no sé, no hay un tiempo
• How often do you listen to the radio? Nunca
• If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be? Mis cuerdas vocales (?) la batería supongo, el cello, el violín, el bajo y demases
• If you could start a band, what type of music would you play? Why? Algo oscuro sarcástico y aún así alegre con muchas líneas de bajo buena onda y un puñado de canciones jeñales para hacer acústicas,,,,,,,,tan solo un suenio. Porque así soy yo (?)
• If you were a song, what song would you be and why? Serve the servants, porque ya no te odio y sólo quería que lo sepas.
• Is live music popular in your country? Sí?
• Is there any kind of music that you hate? Más o menos, puede ser
• Should music lyrics be rated similar to the way movies are rated? Nada debería ser rateado
• What are some concerts you have been to? Dos de Shaila y uno de GD
• What are some special or traditional musical instruments in your country? Se
• What do you think the world would be like without music? Raro
• What do you think of manufactured bands? Can you name any? No sé, los Jonas Brothers? Por ahí no, em Jackson 5? Hay bocha y no me gustan.
• What is one of your favorite songs? 2000 light years away
  
  • Why do you like it? Porque no puedo escucharla sólo una vez
  • When did you first hear it? Hace unos años
  • Who sings it? Billie Shou
• What is your favorite karaoke song to sing? Paper Lanterns (?)
• What is your favorite kind of music? No sé, ¿punk?
• What kind of music do you like? jahsdkjahsdkjas
• What kind of music do you listen to to cheer you up? No hay música para eso
• What kind of music do you usually listen to? alkzjsdhkasdñlakj
• What kind of music do your parents listen to? Pink Floyd, Silvio Rodriguez, Pearl Jam y demás giladas altamente detestables. Y ninguna de esas tres cosas tenía algo que ver entre sí j3j3
• What kind of music you like the most? ya te dije
• What kind of songs do you like to sing? no me gusta cantar
• What kinds of music do people listen to in your country? no sé, hay gente para todo
• What kinds of music do you dislike? la que es muy melosa, lenta y no dice nada reelevante
• What musicians did you like when you were in junior high school? How about high school? Más o menos lo mismo que ahora
• What radio station do you usually listen to? No escucho
• What was the last CD you bought? Eem uno de HIM creo
• What was the last concert you went to? el de shaila
• What was your favorite music five years ago? 10 years ago? How have your musical tastes changed? Green Day, hace diez años no escuchaba música, y no, casi que no
• When was the last time you went dancing? no bailo
• When was the last time you went to a concert? otra vez sopa
• Where do you usually listen to music? en la cama, en la pc, en los bonds random que tomo
• Which do you prefer, songs in English or songs in your own language? Ambas
• Who is your favorite singer or group? Green Day, dude.
• Who is your favorite singer? Tendría que pensarlo, em por ahí Joaco, de Shaila es como interesante la voz que tiene.
• Why do you think music is important and how does it affect different people? No sé la verdad es medio complejo eso
• Why is music so important to people and culture? ^
• Is the image of the group or singer more important than the music? No
• Can you think of examples of music calming people or increasing their efficiency? No
• Do you mind singing to other people? (Another wording: ...singing in front of people?) Sí, no me gusta porque tengo una voz de mierda
  
  • If you don't mind then how large an audience would be too many?
• While listening to the radio, do you ever want to sing the song that is being played? no escucho la radio, me molesta aksjdl
• Why do you think some people believe opera singers should be fat? Es un estereotipo estúpido supongo
• Do you ever download MP3 files from the Internet? No, yo no hago cosas ilegales hombre, joder.
• Do you prefer rock music or romantic music? la primera
• Do you think music can heal sick people? No la verdad que no
• Do you think that animals can enjoy music? How do you know? No creo, debemos cantar como el culo para ellos o algo así (?)
• Do you think that music can help make world peace? How? No, cantando boludeces con una guitarrita al único lugar que vas a llegar es a mtv
• How important do you think a good music teacher is to mastering an instrument? Muy muy muy
• What do you think the next piece of music technology will be, after digital technology? No sé (?)
• If you could invent a new instrument, what would it sound like? Grave y simpático
• Do you think the use of drugs by some musicians increases their artistic creativity? Porque altera tu percepción de lo externo o sth
• Who is your favorite composer? No hay uno
• Did you go to the symphony when you were a child? Nop
• Do your brothers and sisters also love classical music? Nop
• What makes a song popular for you, the lyrics of the song or the melody? Más que nada la letra supongo
• Why is the recorder called the recorder? Porque recordea
• Who is the most famous musician from your country? Uh no sé, Gardel supongo
• Do you think it is wrong to download music for free? No
• Do you ever create (mix) CD's for your friends? As a matter of fact, sí y nunca más
• Does your country have laws against copying CD's? Vivo en Argentina
• Do you prefer listening to songs in your own language or in another language? Why? Me da lo mismo I told you
• Does music affect unborn children? AJAJAJAJAJA qué carajos
• Do you think that people form different cultures react to music in different ways? Puede ser
• What do you think of when you listen to music? Depende lo que escuche, la mayor parte del tiempo es como pensar '¡Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!' y '¿Por qué yo no escribo cosas tan jeñales?'
• What kind or style of music would it be weird for your parents to listen to? Why? Screamo (?) o cosas así, deathcore sea lo que sea (?) me los imagino escuchando Black Flag como algo raro y hasta sería medio bizarro
• If you could be any musician in the world, who would you be and why? Jack Black papá, es un tipo genial
• If you could be a musician who would you be? Ponele que no estás preguntando lo mismo que arriba y te diría que ahora mismo (?) me gustaría tener un bajo y componer muchas boludeces copadas.